meeting with 2 otters :D

Otters Len and Pa. so cute right! So romantic! Quel Amor!

So last night while i was busy pumping at bodypump class, i got a call from otter (formerly the raccoon now i think he looks more like an otter) asking to meet up. This was supposed to happen last week but some how or rather the other otter had to take care of his pup brothers after mama and papa otter needed a romantic getaway. So okay i went to have dinner with them...

...and boy was it a riot! they were so funny especially when they have chemistry with each other and them teasing and horsing around. Otter Len likes to say shit, slut while Otter Pa sounds more like Len's owner and would snap at him in a funny way whenever Len say something wrong. As otters, both also got aneroxic problems (oh im not eating so much! i'll get fat!). we went to the feeding ground known as shilin with all the tiny ass portions (i had to wake up at 2am to eat something due to rumbling stomach, sleep back at 3 and came to work at 6am. and then skipped gym to type this post coz no point working out in a state of lack of sleep)

So we had a really nice 2 hour long chat with me laughing most of the time but there was a few really funny moments:

len: so my ex was a mix of 4 different shits
fox: 4 different shits? is he a toilet?
len: omg hahaha i dont mean to sound it that way i meant race but now you make it sound so funny
fox: lets see...brown ones, black ones
pa: diarrhea and constipated ones...
len: explodes into laughter

(pa raises his arms to illustrate something and since he was wearing extremely short sleeves, and lo and behold! the bush)
len: (keeps referencing to various forest names)

pa: its because of your stupid hickey that mom gave me a lecture. stupid len!
len: but i gave the softest wan lo how come ur neck so tafu wan
pa: you and your stupid condom!
len: and you used lotion on your 1st time and gave me diarrhea.


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how the hell can that give diarrhea?

and in between (this happened like 2-3 times)

len: see i told you fox was weird

pa: yes and i will be meeting weirder people soon (he studies psychology)

len: yes but am i the weirdest

pa: yes you are

len: yay! im the weirdest one!

then the fox went home while they molested each other watched a movie at the cinema.

by now you could have guessed who is otter len and otter pa :P. they're both lanky twinks = otters! kihihihi.




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len and pa, if you're reading this we should really hang out more often :) :D we get along well i feel heheheh