Personality test

Jane Birkin (imitating Serge Gainsbourg) & Charlotte Gainsbourg (imitating her mom)

So Calvin told me to try this out just now: a personality test! Its pretty accurate!

Your view on yourself:

Other people find you very interesting, but you are really hiding your true self. Your friends love you because you are a good listener. They'll probably still love you if you learn to be yourself with them. [[Yes. that is if they want lady gaga's half brother who is a lovechild of serge gainsbourg and bjork. yes i'm THAT weird. Ive lost count of the friends i scared away when i be myself in front of them. Any takers?]]

The type of girlfriend/boyfriend you are looking for:

You like serious, smart and determined people. You don't judge a book by its cover, so good-looking people aren't necessarily your style. This makes you an attractive person in many people's eyes.[[ Why same with Calvin's one ah?]]

Your readiness to commit to a relationship:

You are ready to commit as soon as you meet the right person. And you believe you will pretty much know as soon as you might that person. [[This part is true.]]

The seriousness of your love:

Your have very sensible tactics when approaching the opposite sex. In many ways people find your straightforwardness attractive, so you will find yourself with plenty of dates. [[*Looks around* I dont see them. Only desperate flies.]]

Your views on education

Education is very important in life. You want to study hard and learn as much as you can. [[No. Gimme money and i'll study. This dream has been squashed like a virgin boy's first experience with a muscled man: they're not as fun or erotic as they look.]]

The right job for you:

You have plenty of dream jobs but have little chance of doing any of them if you don't focus on something in particular. You need to choose something and go for it to be happy and achieve success. [[Really? Even if i will feel like cinderella for the rest of my life? NON!]]

How do you view success:

You are confident that you will be successful in your chosen career and nothing will stop you from trying. [[Success is when i become a celebrity and where i say fuck you to all the guys who ever dumped me and the people who were ever mean to me. I'm just kidding. Success is when i dont need to work but still have money to upkeep myself.]]

What are you most afraid of:

You are afraid of things that you cannot control. Sometimes you show your anger to cover up how you feel.[[Guess why I have been single for so long. hint: its not the anger.]]

Who is your true self:

You are mature, reasonable, honest and give good advice. People ask for your comments on all sorts of different issues. Sometimes you might find yourself in a dilemma when trapped with a problem, which your heart rather than your head needs to solve. [[Shame on people who dont wanna give me a try talking about their problems to me for whatever reason. Its their loss! hmph!]]

I'd say this is accurate except for the opposite sex part. what opposite sex? i'm not into campy people. LOL.