Tu Er Shen

Its the year of the rabbit and guess what? there is a gay rabbit god for us gays. Apparently the god used to be a man who stalked his crush until his crush found out and then had him beaten to death and he was laughed at by the hell officials then made a god because he didint die of crime but of horniness true love. After reading the story...which gay man would believe it was true love lah. Coz apparently his crush is very handsome. We're all the same lah...

here's the story:

In the beginning of Ch'ing, a young imperial officer inspected Fu Jian (福建). A man called Hu Tian-Bao fell in love with the inspector. Each time the inspector opens a court session, Hu always hides beside him to see his face. The inspector felt strange, yet had no idea about the reason, others were afraid to say anything, too. One day, the inspector go to the other area to supervise. Hu couldn't help but follow him and peeped in the bathroom. The inspector suspected Hu's concoction and caught him to interrogate. After grilled, Hu finally confessed and said, "Indeed, I can never forget you after seeing your face, sire. I know that I have no chance to be with you. However, I still can't control myself to be so audacious." after hearing these words, the inspector was mad and beat him to death.

One month later, Hu Tian-Bao appeared in dreams of ones who lived in the county. He said, "I trespassed the magnate with audacity. Therefore I had a just death. However, since I did it for love, it was different from other criminals. There were officers in the underworld who laughed at me or ridicule me, but none of them was angry at me. Today the king appointed me the Tu Er Shen (兔兒神) to govern the affairs of men who loves each other. You can erect a shrine for me." In Fu Jian, There were cultures for homosexual men to be brothers in contract. They devoted to build the temple after hearing the story in the dream, and it was known to be efficacious. Time passed, it were crammed with prayers who had dated secretly, or had wishes which didn't come true. (from http://www.weimingtang.url.tw/en_history.htm）

(brothers here refer to a bf relationship: Although the province of Fujian was not alone in open homosexuality in the 17th century, it was the site of a unique system of male marriages, attested to by the scholar-bureaucrat Shen Defu and the writer Li Yu, and mythologized by in the folk tale, The Leveret Spirit. The older man in the union would play the masculine role as a qixiong or "adoptive older brother", paying a "bride price" to the family of the younger man- it was said virgins fetched higher prices- who became the qidi, or "adoptive younger brother". Li Yu described the ceremony, "They do not skip the three cups of tea or the six wedding rituals- it is just like a proper marriage with a formal wedding."^[40] The qidi then moved into the household of the qixiong, where he would be completely dependent on him, be treated as a son-in-law by the qixiongs parents, and possibly even help raise children adopted by the qixiong. These marriages could last as long as 20 years before both men were expected to marry women in order to procreate.^{[41] (from our beloved wiki)}

tuls and bubu bole lah try this r/ship out wahahhaa...tuls moving in and becoming the son in law!! kesian tuls..kena jadi bride. can imagine right? I will surely attend the wedding wan...unless im not invited again and only find out about in it people's blogs and FB statuses the next day after it is all over. Its okay. I'm still happy for them. :P

Apparently it is also normal for guys who are married to take on a young boy for...fun. Sometimes got threesome also in ancient china.

Okay okay...so about the gay rabbit god, he has a shrine somewhere in taiwan and GLBT people pray there to meet their true love or to bless their union with their partners. But really how would the heaven look like? (as in those ancient chinese films where they depict heaven as a nice mansion etc)...would the residence of the gay rabbit god turn out to be a huge luxurious gay sauna manned by scantily clad muscle bunnies? hmm. Or some really flashy office? lol.

But if he does exist, i do have a proposal for him. I wont ask for favors for myself because its not a good idea to ask for favors from someone you dont know but if he does have power over gays (lol...really....even the gay taoist priest that services his shrine in taiwan says the rabbit god works extra hard for the gays since he is one himself) i do have a few points i wanna bring up to him:

- Diva gays should be made to fall in love with a bf that will make them do house work, or pimp them so that they will learn to be more humble

- Guys living with their families should be granted a spell that will cause their family members to be sound asleep as they pleasure their lovers :p

- Guys with homophobic families should be given more goodies to compensate :x

- Guys who delight in tricking younger and more innocent gays to have sex with them or to exploit them emotionally should be punished with STD.

- Guys who are not living in reality and refuse to should be bitch slapped while taking in a butt plug without lube to wake them up.

- Fake tops (bottoms who refuse to bottom but top instead because they are selfish and afraid of pain) must be forced to bottom!

- Gays who abandon their friends and treat them like trash shall be cursed to be single forever. And not even get a pity fuck.

So hor, if these are implemented, there will be more happy PLUs around. And less drama. so good right. But its quite fun to know that there is a god for gays. At least there is still some entity that says its ok to be gay :P