mardi 22 mars 2011

Foxxxy Facts: Muscles? What?

Doing it with him is just as good as doing it with any lean/toned guy

Hey guys! It's time for another episode of foxxxy's facts! These are facts that the fox has written for your pleasure and knowledge.

Muscles are fun to look at and fantasize about when you dont have them. But its not really fun when you get to see them upclose.

After 1.5 years of going to the gym, and seeing my share of muscular doods topless in the lockeroom (and that is A LOT of them), i can safely say that all the nice plump muscles you see on glossy magazines and pictures arent as attractive as we think they may be. It's fun and erotic at first when you see so many muscled men strip and you admire their muscles, but after a while it starts getting normal especially when you realize you can be like that too.

Many lean guys and toned with 6pax also looked like as if they would belong on the same rack as a waxed duck: dried, bony and weak. Add bad skin complexion to the mix and you'd realize being lean and toned is not as nice and sexy as it is supposed to be or look. They're bony and they just look plain weird from the wrong angles. Its like seeing a skeleton wrapped with skin becaise you can make out the shape of the bones and veins and all...ew. Anatomy class anyone? There's no muscled guy with an even complexion.

Muscled guys however look more...healthy and appealing as their muscles are often wrapped with fats. I have nothing against fat in the right amount -- to cloak the bones and veins but when they're not in season and they're fat, they turn to bears...if you're ok with that fine. But again, dont expect good skintone as they often take protein which is bad for the skin. And the BO would be amazing. That soury smell from the excess meat and protein...

Muscled guys tend to be hard all over...so its like bone when you feel them. Its not pleasurable nor warm. Muscles are hard and they do feel like bone...so when you're stroking his big chest you cant feel much but the hard muscles...not the warm flesh. Its like having sex with the statue of david. you want? think again!

Sex with a muscled guy is still nothing compared to doing it with someone you actually have feelings with. Muscles aint anything, really. They look nice, but in actual practice, its not as nice as it seems. Thats why more and more people tend to go for average bodies or chubs, or well built but not muscular or lean/toned.

But that does not mean that there are gays with muscle fetishes who pursue only muscles even when they have it. Maybe its a pathological thing...hmm...

I hope this helps dispel the myth that muscled guys are fun to have sex with: they're not ^_^

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15 commentaires:

  1. I'm sure the replica statue of david requires a lot less mantainece :P

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  2. Don't agree. The muscle may not be hard (that that you mentioned, like bone!) when it's not pumped. You can definitely feel its warmness, softness...and it's just firmer than normal.

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  3. thats probably the ideal ratio of fats and muscles, which is rare.

    how do you know? that is how darren's body is? :P

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  4. it depends on who u ARE , a buff guy likes buff pple , a chub like u might like chub , so no problem there

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  5. a buff guy may like a chub...

    most chubs can only dream of buff guys...haha

    if i have no feelings for the buff guy, sex wont be enjoyable also

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  6. what bull. give me a muscled hard guy, i'm game anytime. :P

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  7. get a statue. :P

    but then again most of us are muscle chasers. I guess you need to do enough of them to realize that they're not that erotic lol

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  8. fat guys are a nono no matter who u are .SEX is all abt the body , nothiung else.ANY GUY THAT IS FIT IS EDIBLE.However , if he is not fit and has slight fat , or normal bodied , he may be eaten ,IF HE HAS A SEX BODY .sex body are random males that an individual will have a personal connection too.I had a fetish for a limping guy , just coz he has a fuckable face and a great ass.His body was normal like anyone .so , being fat is a nono , unless ur fat either , ok? gedit


    damnit , i am suppose to be a common villain in the plu blogs . so let me say something nasty in return : FUCK U

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  9. foxy:in regards with muscle i was wondering...i noticed that many of them not so intelligent and cunning...and i was wondering maybe the oxygen that are supposed to go to brain went to their muscle instead and turning them like that?

    ooi2009:if you're the common villain i'm the vampire in plu blogs!go and see how many fuck i put in tuls rapunzel blogpost...haha

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  10. omg all the kiddos. now children, please behave. dont be a bimbo.

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  11. naw, im not into kids. also, i now have a strict criteria before i engage in sexual activity.

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  12. in case you didint know im the dom.

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