Bromances

There are some very baffling relationships in this world, from the SM master to the slave, the master and the beast, gaybos (gay + lesbos) relationships (when 2 queens decide to spend the life together) and so on, but this has gotta take the cake: bromances.

Bromances are in short, boyfriends minus the sex. Or boyfriends for straight people. It involves 2 straight men being very close friends to the point where they touch each other's bodies and do anything and everything for each other, bring the tea to each other, horse around like lil boys, except for anything sexual. It's like a gay couple that dosent have sex or have any romantic interests. Oddly enough in a creepy way, one of them tends to be very dominant and the other quite submissive, just like in a romantic relationship.

There are 2 bromance couples in my office. It is a cute sight to behold indeed to see 2 grown, straight men fawn over each other as if they were primary school best pals. The more quiet and submissive one would be in all smiles when he's with the older, married guy, who has that sharp wit and manliness. They'd advice each other and talk about everything. The submissive guy would be taking the papers and bringing the coffee from the coffee bean counter for him. I'm often invited over as the 3rd wheel. It is just so adorable! Its like seeing tuls and bubu 20 years later!! Quel Amour! But they're both straight.

The other couple is in my department. It's Kumachan and the owl. When Kumachan goes overseas for work, the owl would be moody for days. Now not so much since ive been foxxxing around and joking about their closeness (which does get on my nerves :P). Because owl talks about sleeping over at kumachan's place, when kumachan is the kind of guy who thinks its awkward to walk in shopping malls with male friends. So it's just really odd for him to have owl that way. They talk to each other fondly and closely And till today, kumachan does not like to get too near me. Maybe he felt my foxxy (read: gay) vibes. So their closeness = bromance.

But you know what, i dont mind having a brofriend at all if i still cant get a bf. Its like having a bf only that he's straight and if i can hide my foxxy vibe enough as it dosent seem to exist in the gay world. or maybe it does, but never seen any. In any case its really fine as long as i get to bond with hoomans! Its actually the closest thing next to a boyfriend. Minus the swordfighting.

How many bromance couples have you seen? and would you mind having a totally platonic BF? (that you need to feign to be straight). Post your comments here. :P