mercredi 18 août 2010

the straight crush

that's what kumachan looks like in the office. adorable right?!



What happens when you get an adorable, caring str8 colleague who looks like a bear and behaves like one? you fall for him! He's secure, cool, smart, caring, funny and most importantly matured in thinking. but he's straight but yet not homophobic. It's so hard not to fall for someone like that okay. You can talk about any issue at all with him and he can still talk to you about it with a nice reply and has the most adorable smile and replies. He's dark and tanned, bear size, very huggable but you can never ever hug him coz he's straight. He declares that he cant ever have sex with a guy but he's okay with transsexuals (i still love my kukubird thank you and it's just a crush) and you know he's just being honest. He freaks out whenever you try to hit on him and keeps a distance until you pretend to ask him about...girls. With that the closeness returns. He can grunt to reply, sleeps a lot in office and eats a lot. Lets just call him kumachan since he looks like a bear. A malaysian sun bear. Except he is not hairy. He's 35 and still single. Lives alone. Mmmmmmm.

so apparently the fox drained his car battery on monday the 16th which is the aftermath of friday the 13th. The fox naturally panicked and called a lot of people, including kumachan. The fox got it solved at 8.15. The call happend at 7.30. And kumachan called on 11pm, right before the fox fell asleep after his tiring bodypump class.

.........................................................everyone said he was so sweet. but the fox thinks he's just dumdeedumdum and slow. But the fox still thinks he's adorable. Because he is just so caring. But so far rejected all of my requests to meet up after work or during weekends :(. He's so lazy that he would ask a colleague to pack lunch for him rather than go out to eat. And when he does he is lazy to think of where to go for lunch!!! adorable or not?!?!

That aside, the fox has a competition with a senior, which we'll call him the owl coz he's also fat like a cub and he's kinda knowledgeable and wise and all. The owl has a girlfriend but he seems to be extremely close to kumachan. They are always together and they always talk to each other... inseparable. Is this what they call bromance? But the owl is adorable in his own way, only thing is that he is too serious and deadpan. I like him too. Perhaps can have threesome one day in my dreams and i'm the ham. Kumachan can top coz at his age his dick would be a bit small. hehe.

But of course dreams can only be dreams. And life is only interesting if some fantasies remain as fantasies. Who knows if underneath the clothes he's really fugly?! hancur habis all the dreams. hurrrrrrrrr


5 commentaires:

  1. Ooo... I love this post. It's so cute to read about the bear in your office. Yes! He's adorable and how can you resist not to hug him, right? Aww... and he's so sweet and caring, right? Damn! Getting a gay bf is already hard enough, why must we gays have a crush on straight men too? It's a forbidden love.

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  2. Hahaha...kumachan! Agree w/ CJ, why must hv a crush on str8...forbidden fruit.

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  3. the name kumachan befitted him nicely!:D

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  4. CJ: coz straight guys are so much more caring in general. They always respond when you msg them in MSN or when you text them. 75% of the PLU guys i know dont.

    sky: yeah its japanese for bear. he's super cute!!! but then again, i wouldnt wanna see him naked. wont be able to work with him >_<" will probably keep thinking of his tiny peenus every time i see his face..

    astartoth: yeshhh it does

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