Blonde moments

I'm not fat, just hiding my extra tails...see all white. so old edi. Of coz will be a bit absent minded sometimes..

yes, sadly even the old and brainy fox can sometimes be a blonde. The fox has 9 tails you know, one new tail comes out every 1000 years. So you can say that i have been gathering human DNA since the cavemen era. I'll let u use your imagination on how i did it. But can you imagine something this old can be an airhead at times.

Recently, the fox went to the dentist for the first time in 10,000 years. My excuse is there was none till 200 years ago. And i didint had the time. I was too busy collecting DNA. During scaling the dentist washed fox's mouth with cold water. Then halfway through, she used warm water. It felt so good and warm. Before that, she warned fox that his gums would bleed due to weak gums. It was only 15 minutes after fox felt dizzy when he got up from the dentist chair that the fox realized that those werent warm water.

And the sad part is the fox turns into a blonde whenever he gets overworked. Today was the day he had training and he had to wake up early. he spent the last night chatting with tulsy on MSN. And he had insomia the night before so he didint get much sleep. So what happened was he bought coffee. Hot americano from starbucks. 5mins b4 the class starts. the fox only realized his smart decision when he went to the class and attempted to drink the coffee which would have cooked his insides and then someone could harvest his perfect fur. He had to take a walk in the gardens (yes his training center is near there) to cool the coffee down by opening the lid in broad daylight.

And the blondness continues. the fox kena con by the parking attendant in gardens into thinking that he parked at the premium carpark (maybe thats a mistake the fox made) and was conned into paying rm19. At first the fox only realized after 5 mins that he was conned, and 2 hours later realized that its his mistake for driving into the wrong parking spot. At first fox wanted to complain to management why they didint seal it off, but then again its all fox's mistake for not being smart about parking spots. Cant play victim anymore. Close to my 10,000th bday already. only 300 more years to go. leave that to the little 18 year old kids. Time to own up to my own stupidity and not repeat it. else my already yellow fur gonna turn platinum.